A Wonderfully Patriotic Survey for the Fourth of July!

Define ďfreedomĒ?
A. The absence of regulation or control
B. Exemption from the arbitrary exercise of authority in the performance of a specific action.
C. The ability to vote in your next oppressor
D. A series of pretty words written by dead white guys in wigs on some parchment paper thatís kept under bullet proof glass in a heavily guarded marble building.
E. The violent subjugation of others to your will.

Which of the following famous quotations most resonates with your personal notions of freedom?
A. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
B. Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
C. Freedomís just another word for nothing left to lose
D. Get drunk! Fuck some girls!

How do you get free?
A. Kill all potential enemies with smart bombs or drone strikes
B. Vote!
C. Take prescription medication for mood disorders until you no longer desire anything you donít already have.
D. Convince yourself that you truly want the things the police are willing to allow you to do.

I hear that freedom isnít free. What else isnít free?
A. Street theatre performance art.
B. The food and shelter Rodney Block needs to eat and survive as a struggling artist.
C. This survey